<article> <figure> <img src="http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w780/cO2JV41rdC561pVh0ZlC4NFGFzF.jpg" title='The Onion Movie' alt='The Onion Movie'/> </figure> <h1>The Onion Movie</h1> <p>Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.</p> <details><summary>Runtime: 80</summary> <summary>Release date: 2008-05-31</summary></details> </article>